[Perevodildo] Magical★Taruruuto-kun - 01 TV (1990) DVDRip

Q&A:

Why are you here?
Evidently, when I decided to hold a poll on the server for the next project, I figured it'd be funny to add a bunch of obviously unrealistic options as a joke. Furthermore, evidently, a bunch of idiots decided it'd be funny to throw me under the punny bus of an 87-episodes-long show (that's also probably getting licensed any day now), using not one, but two of those options! So you can say I prank'd m'self. Sounds about right.
Before I begin grumbling on how I hate the show {I don't} and the idiots that tricked me into this {I can't really hate them either, it's not their fault for being born idiots :^)}, here are some of the highlights to date:
• Jabao's name is literally "Mordacious Horse" and surname is "Meddling with"
• Yona Kawai's name is... well I probably don't have to explain this one
• Teacher Mari's name means "Great Repentance"
• Names that Honmaru invented for his pencil-box friends are mostly puns on set Japanese expressions with similar pronunciations

Who are you?
Someone who has some superficial idea about how japanese language works, clearly doesn't value his time, and gives a damn about that fascinating show, which has, truth be told, an issue of starting off a bit slower than you'd expect. Therefore, just as the source manga's first chapter, this episode mostly mimics the other lackluster magic shows of the era (it literally has a line like this lmao: ), which I respect too, as it facilitates the gatekeeping of the real good stuff. Nothing to look at here! Shush, you looky-loos! Go watch Magical Hat instead, it's right next in the list, but has a cooler 6-pointed star compared to Taruruuto's inferior 5-pointed one, because as we know, with star points and with chromosomes alike, the more - the better.

This description sucks harder than usual, what happened?
It's fine, I had less than a month to prepare this release with a description and am now crapping it out with a leeway of only 2 more episodes in store, instead of my usual 10. Next episode is coming whenever I'm in the mood again, aka next Christmas.
When considering this project for picking up, I have yet again stepped on the rake of source manga being fully available (and even licensed) online. In the end, said manga would have provided a rather reliable supplementary material... had I not been able to comprehend the majority of lines by ear, whereas really difficult ones (which are mostly Taruruuto's since the VA is doing a god's work imitating the toddler's unintelligible articulation... and making me wanna kill myself, because I might not be doing such a great job, sometimes letting slip words that are not of a toddler to say) are quite likely missing from manga. Plus, the anime adapts chapters in a mishmash order, meaning that if I ever decide to crib a line from manga, I'm bound to spend half an hour just looking for the right chapter.

Any special mentions?
Thanks to [Renascent] for his great DVD raws used for this release. No, I'm not mentioning any of the idiots this time, they don't deserve it after doing you and me such a disservice :^)
A really interesting observation about Taruruuto's name origin by @Kintariyo: https://twitter.com/Kintariyo/status/1488050067793719298/photo/1

DDL?
Here you go. Also the sub files only. Also hardsubbed version. We wish you a pero-pero new year.